what we learn in english class

One night Dad was reading the girls a Hello Kitty story about school...

"What do we do in English class?"

Reganne, "Speak Spanish!"

"No...what do we do Marryn?"

 "Uh, I don't remember."

"Well, we read and write.  So Reganne, what do we do in English class?"

"Uno, dos, tres!"